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The Wipos is A Weenie Hollow East Sider Hash The hash ie Skeleton/FF, Mexican, WHO Pint of Beer/Ian, Little Viking/AQ, Pregnant Nun/Oozing, Blackface Wolfman/Basket, Little Piggy/Rusty and Lizard/Pokey/Cute animal PG? and couldn't be arsed Cracker Jackoff congregated at the closed Wild Colonial for a prelube at 6 turdy, but the hare was missing. The hash was quite delighted to see Rusty's young munchkins, especially Frosted Fanny from whom the hash had not heard off in many years! AnyWHO, the trail set off south on Water St and onto the pedestrian bridge. Piggy chased the pint of beer with Skeleton hot on their heels! Ah, the Irish family get-togethers! Brings a tear to my aye! The hare called on whiskey check upon the bridge. As we enjoyed a we nip, bringing up the rear was a cute Turtle/Crotchtiger with a soft wee bump barely visible 'neath her exterior hard-shell. Whisky consumed, the trail went back on Water St, south across Wickendon and past Hot Club to another check....
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August 2nd Silver Medal Hash Thankfully for y'all, I was notified by PG at 1pm on Sunday, that I was hare. If I had ran any faster to get my s#@t together, I would've won gold. But I will have to settle for silver, and you all with another crappy trail. Blame PG. Start:  Cumberland HS off 122/Mendon Road, near the soccer fields  
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ItDependsDay Hash - 7/5/2021 1:00 PM

ItDependsDay Hash 7/5/2021 1:00 PM Will this be a typical DP/PH trail? ItDepends on WHO you ask or WHO you follow or what time you decide to show up! DP and PH have once again found a way to get you confused, wet, dirty and possibly covered in briars and bites. There will be a special start time at 1:00 PM. There will be water, there will be bugs, there will be shiggy, there will be water, there will be beer, there will be orange food, there will be water, there will be mud, there will be poison ivy. Carbuncle Pond Management Area promises all of this and more starting at 1:00 PM. Wear tall socks, bug spray and bring dry clothes and shoes. We will be BBQing after the run in the park. Get yourself to Carbuncle Pond Management Area off of Rt 14 in Coventry. Park in the dirt lot near the Fishing Dock, the northern/first parking lot. https://goo.gl/maps/YS4YWc9BxhkpNwYw8 41.699328313664566, -71.77214029745258
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RIH3 Blog

I'm trying this out, and am hoping to hear about the  March 1 trail. WHO
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The Rhode Island Hash House Harrier Blog Controversy

 Just Pat, not one to complain as he follows the golden rule of Donkey Punch, "bitch when you can or someone else will take your place", has put in his 2 cents about our blog or, more correctly, the failure to replace the Message Board with something a little more user friendly. Looking at the posts, I see that he has just authored a post, and other than PG & I, no one else has made the attempt.  The reason the Message Board is down is because they raised the costs from $35 a year to over $400. I am sure there are features that we're not using, but we don't need to spent beer money that way. I've offered the blog as a way to communicate for one reason and one reason only, because Rusty refuses to use our FaceBook page. That, by the way, will completely satisfy the need to replace the blog. Now, since Rusty doesn't use FB and as he won't see this post, I'm sure someone will point out his stubbornness and call the Wanker a Wanker.  I've sent all ...
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 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alaska-woman-using-outhouse-attacked-bear-below-n1258348 "Always have a looksie before you take a piss" (i.e., https://www.colombohash.com/hash-songs/lobster-song )
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NEWS from the front

It was surprising to me to find that I am one of only a few Wankers to know that I have been doing the Hash Trash every fuckin' week. I post it on the Donkey Map. The reason I do it is because our Hashits have dropped their beer can and their responsibilities. I was also surprised to find that I am one of only a few Wankers (sound familiar) to know where to find this trove of history. A link to this wonderous information is at the top of the Hash Trash page. I'm sure there are even a few that don't know we have a Hash Trash page on our RIH3.com website. Well kiddies, if you look to the left of the Main Page you see the Contents and if you follow that down you'll find the Hash Trash and a lot more.👀 Interestingly enough, I am adding a new song resource to keep you busy during these trying times. It is, by far, the best resource I've found yet. F ollow this link: (also found on the Contents at rih3.com)  you will find songs, many with melodies and if that is not e...
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